I haven’t been in five years. Kind of embarrassing. I just don’t like the place. The only reason I went was because my wife made me go. When I walked in, I was met with a certain odor. Reminded me of the one I went to when I was a kid.
There were a few nice people in the lobby, and a few worried-looking people in the lobby. The reading material and brochures wasn’t interesting at all.
After ten minutes they said, “I can tell you are new here, that you haven’t been here in a long time.”
Just before I left they told me some things I needed to do. I nodded along in agreement just before I left.
QUESTION: Was I getting a root-canal? Or at church?